One thing that is distressing about the long arctic winter without any sun is that you canít make those cool shadow puppets on the wall with your hands. However, during the long Arctic summer you can make them for months. If fact, during the arctic summer, you will get so sick of the shadow puppets you will yearn for the arctic winter darkness so they will go away.Ö..it is a viscious circle.
Welcome to the web site which celebrates the world as a treasure. Our poor little provincial minds will clutch at reality and we will write the universe to fit within the borders, invisible or not, which we make for ourselves. It is bad enough that mortality contains us. We should not contain ourselves. We should grow to be .... bipolar.
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I hope you spend your entire life in the dark. Like you have a dang choice. And for those of you who don't have the resources to move from dark pole to dark pole, practice by locking yourself in the closet.
Become an enlightened being. Defeat shadows. Grasp light as a panacea to depression. Go around and around in it. Bask in it. But don't stay out there too long else you turn white. Have a good day night.
Apply for membership in the Bipolar Religion. Of course you have to like a whole lot of it. The good thing about it is that it can be either light or dark. Note: We do not discriminate against equatorial people. We just think your decision to live in increments of twelve hour days and twelve hour night is really weird. Weirdos!
Membership has reached a new high in the Bipolar Religion. The exciting thing is most of them profess to be pole worshippers. Bless their hearts.
For those people who suffer from being bipolar we know now that your bipolarness in the long run has substance. So rather than seek medical treatment for being Bipolar, refine your disease, macerate in it, go lock yourself in the closet and practice it.
Russia to Claim North Pole
Russia is planting their flag under the sea at the North Pole today (8/4/2007). The plan to place the Russian flag underneath the ice and directly on the sea bed is an effort to ensure that the world is aware of Russia's claim on the North Pole as part of the country's Exclusive Economic Zone. Two small submarines will dive from a surface research ship to plant the flag. A member of Russia's parliament will be on board one of the subs. This is the first I've heard of underwater flag planting and it will be interesting to see if Russia's claim is acknowledged through this act. Canada and Denmark are also very interested in maintaining claims to the Arctic. The New York Times has more.
Become as rich as earth my brothers and my sisters.
Bipolar Religion - Comedy Based On Poles
We strive to make the best out of having poles. Careful diligence lends itself to having poles respond reciprocally.
cerulean \suh-ROO-lee-un\ adjective
: resembling the blue of the sky