Tonight we are gonna get you thinking away from the equator….lets test you…where are the penguins at?...nooo, they are not at the North Pole where Santa Claus is…..the Polar Bears are up there….the penguins are at the South Pole….which means they are very very smart. OK, what would we have if we had Polar Bears at both poles besides a ruckus with the penguins?....Bi-Polar Bears…alright, Bi-Polar Bears….that doesn’t mean that Polar Bears are mentally unstable…but they will eat you, eeewwwww.
The perfect Dark Lord would not need the Sun to live a life respecting education and liberty. Everything that rationality espouses is not dependant on physical reality. Living under the Sun is a physical reality which when tested against justice is a limitation and contraint upon universal ratiocination.
Darth Vader, The Grim Reaper, The Sith Dark Lord, Vlad the Impaler, all sought the dark powers. However we suspect they were all equatorial. Puny little delusional mind benders who did not have the power to ratiocinate themselves out of a wet paper sack. Else they would have moved from pole to pole and lived their entire lives in the dark.
The clarion cold polar night opens the heavens stars up like a invitation to the universe. Will you wonder where the sun is? Will you wonder when it will come out again? Will you think of natives living amongst the trees in the Amazon forest? What will you be? What will you become, living in the shadows forever. What will your eyes look to without our stars diurnal return. Be free from provincialism, be free from equatorialism, treasure your existence.
How many people on the Dark Side does it take to change a light bulb? None. Why destroy something as pristine as night.
Become as rich as earth my brothers and my sisters.
welkin \WEL-kun\ noun
*1 a : the vault of the sky : firmament b : the celestial abode of God or the gods
: heaven
2 : the upper atmosphere